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baby bomb 

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.
Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.
baby bomb by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2013

baby bomb 

When a male ejaculates inside of a female while having unprotected sex.
Bob: Dude, you were wasted last night! Did you hook up with that girl?
Carl: Yea! It was Awesome
Bob: Did you atleast were a rubber?
Carl: No, she was on the pill.
Bob: So... I guess you dropped a baby bomb?
Carl: Yea, It just feels so good once I start.
baby bomb by Stuffs March 12, 2008

Baby Bomb Boomers 

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.
Baby Bomb Boomers by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Atom bomb baby

A person that is very pretty

baby ruth bobsled 

The act of shitting a REALLY long turd. So long it starts wrapping around itself in the bowl.
That was one hell of a ride on the baby ruth bobsled!

Babybombing 

Babybombing is the act of pushing your kid off onto someone else, even the other parent, for the purpose of amusement or to get out of responsibility.
1)I was enjoying my ten minutes of alone time in the shower when my spouse babybombed me by letting the screaming baby into the bathroom, cause the baby just had to take a bath with me.

2) Thanks for babybombing me by telling our kid to come pry my eyes open when I was asleep.

3) My wife babybombed me when she smelled a dirty diaper, pretended she didn't, and sent the baby over my way.
Babybombing by GatorGrl2 January 11, 2013