BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.
At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.
by Micatalckalot August 1, 2014
Shut the fuck up you baby dick ass nigga.
by Zimple Hd April 16, 2016
by Terrorrape January 29, 2010
Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
by dylan dale November 6, 2007
DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.
If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.
If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."
by smartbirds December 22, 2007
The object that you rub on your vagina on your period or any other bleeding part of the body to stop the bleeding while your listening to a lager amount of Ke$ha when your drunk, high, or both.
DUDE FACE!!! WE SOOO NEED TO GET A BABY UNICORN DICK, KE$HAS NEWEST ALBUM, AND SOME WEED, I JUST GT SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND I STARTED MY PENIS PERIOD!!!
by BLACKPARADEZOMBIE May 22, 2011