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1 definition by smartbirds

 
1.
-noun. vulgar.

Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby.

DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.

If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."
by smartbirds December 21, 2007
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