avs 

the colorado avalanche nhl hockey team from denver, colorado

do you remember the avs / red wings rivalry back in the 90s? that shit was sick-nasty bomb-diggity, yo.

avs by deerkiller October 18, 2008

avs 

Adult Verification System

man i wanted to download porn from a site but it was an AVS site

avs by DarkKakashi7 April 5, 2005

AVS 

1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.

FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome

Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.

Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...

AVS by MLDP inc. January 11, 2011

AVS 

Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.

Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.

AVS by tinsle.teeth November 13, 2018

avs 

Absolute value solution

I know you havn't heard about it when you took algebra but that's because you didn't take algebra after the year 2050.

avs by Xenoglyph October 12, 2003

ÁVS

Hungarian Secret Police from the end of WWII to 1956, when during a riot they where systematically rounded up and executed.

ah, the ÁVS.... that should be the fate of all jack booted thugs.

ÁVS by anamenotalreadybeingusedbysome October 25, 2010

AVS Challenge 

Challenge that vet students undertake at the annual AVS "sports" weekend where they aim to get with at least one student from all other vet schools that came. Variations include shagging one from each school, or getting with someone from each year of each vet school.

Person A - "where the fuck are the Cambridge girls i wanna complete the AVS Challenge"
Person B - "stuck up cunts wouldn't get off with you anyway you're not from Cambridge"

AVS Challenge by blackbearpark123 November 4, 2019