What Would Satan Do?
Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?
I thought of opening the door for her, but then I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I slammed the door in her face and bit the heads off all of the lab rats.
So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!