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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation 

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Hondas bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
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auto erotic barneyfication 

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill 

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.
When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

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Auto-erotic Asphyxiation 

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.
"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

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For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.
Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.

auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.
the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.

auto erotic asphyxiation 

Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!