auto-rope

When a gentleman has an uncontrollable reaction to release his rope at the sight, thought, sent, or mention of a woman they long for.

My friend Tex auto-ropes when he sees Tammy.

by Singlenut July 1, 2012

Auto Cum

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

auto-tangle

When wires somehow get all tangled up all the time. Similar to auto-aim for video games, but in real life.

We just came back from vacation and it's like our video game controllers are all on auto-tangle. I don't know how the wires became all tangled.

by AsianExpress July 20, 2008

auto elf

The drunken elf that screws up your spelling and confuses people, sometimes even giving the wrong idea.
He tries so hard to be helpful, but in the end, just makes your spelling even worse.
Also known as autocorrect, people will sometimes blame auto elf for typing something they typed themselves.

This stems from a twitter post.

Jay-Z: Hey Betsy, wanna Netflix 'n Chill tonight?
Beyonce: Excuse me?
Jay-Z: Shoot, auto elf got me again, *babe

by ethereal.megg May 7, 2019

auto stroke

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.

After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.

by BbTasting Cart June 8, 2016

auto correct

The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.

Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!

by franchise88 November 13, 2011

Auto Tune

A tool used to cover up the fact that you can't sing.

T-Pain uses Auto Tune because his voice sounds like a cat in a meatgrinder.

by A kid from Delbarton, WV April 30, 2010