8 definitions by i hate zero two

Auto Cum

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially

leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:

Leyang: w8 w8 w8 im logging onto my chromeboobs
literally everyone: ayo?
Leyang: its the best laptop for sex

lovejoy is the best

by i hate zero two May 11, 2021

a very cool twitch streamer who goes by dex/dead (iswho)

above may or may not be true i cannot confirm this information

who is dexiswho
a very cool twitch streamer who goes by dex/dead (iswho) but i cannot confirm this information

by i hate zero two April 29, 2021

the worst fucking thing ive heard in my entire fucking life

hey wanna listen to lagtrain?
no. lagtrain is the worst fucking thing ive heard in my entire fucking life and its literally loli lmao

by i hate zero two April 27, 2021