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Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.
by lemonlime1379 June 20, 2007
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Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.
"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"
by nomanature April 02, 2009
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most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..
Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!
by payum zaerzadeh November 09, 2007
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1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force
1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.
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1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry
kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music
by zshobz September 24, 2009
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The pain associated with listening to T-Pain's music.

If condition worsens, seek Dr. Dre.
There was so much T-Pain at the club last night, we heard Buy U a Drank, I'm 'n Luv Wit a Stripper, and Bartender.
by PizzaHutSuitcase July 26, 2009
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That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back
Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...
by Mev90 April 13, 2009
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