respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003

authoritah 

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

authoritah by bob236892 December 11, 2018

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

authoritaah by cornholio July 18, 2003

authoritay 

Word use to show authority but in a bigger more dictatorial way, used by people who have more power over others or people that think they have more power than others.

It is known to be used by the character Eric Cartman in Comedy Central's show, South Park.

Eric said, "Respect my authoritay" to the teacher.

authoritay by Machete Afincao April 28, 2007

autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

autoritah by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

authoritah 

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

authoritah by Matty Roberts October 6, 2003