the thing that society will always hate and critisize, no matter who is currently 'it'. The thing that keeps people in line. The thing that somehow keeps people recycling and being nice to strangers. This thing is seconded only to Hollywood, which commands much more respect and power. Without it, we would return to being animals, relying only on instincts.
Person 1: Dude i hate the government, and cops and shit, i hate them
Person 2: You cant imagine what would happen without authority dude
Person 2: You cant imagine what would happen without authority dude
by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006
An author can be a writer or creator of anything in which "author" is followed by. It can be used as a dis or a positive comment.
That guy over there, hes the author of douche.
DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.
Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.
DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.
Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.
by Friedolays November 9, 2009
An author isn't just a person who writes books, poems, stories, etc. An author is a god, a creator, someone who is not to be tampered with because they need to exercise their minds at all times. They are regular people who struggle through life every day and delve deep into their creations to escape from life. Knowing they can create an entirely different world, or control these people who do not exist make them feel stronger, better about themselves.
A person who will go crazy if they can't figure out what to write next. Writer's block is like a hundred-foot tall wall that extends forever on either side that no one can scale; it won't go down until the writer is in the right mindset, or has some type of inspiration.
And author is strong because they have no choice but to be - for the publicity, the criticism likely to come, the obstacles they have to face along the writing process, etc.
They are, most likely, the heroes that have kept us all happy because they write books to keep us entertained.
A person who will go crazy if they can't figure out what to write next. Writer's block is like a hundred-foot tall wall that extends forever on either side that no one can scale; it won't go down until the writer is in the right mindset, or has some type of inspiration.
And author is strong because they have no choice but to be - for the publicity, the criticism likely to come, the obstacles they have to face along the writing process, etc.
They are, most likely, the heroes that have kept us all happy because they write books to keep us entertained.
by mindeh April 22, 2012
Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017
The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.
"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."
by Greg Patton January 29, 2009
by tornadofan122 September 3, 2013
You better watch it. Authors have The Ultimate Power. They can kill people without getting arrested. They can sink your ships. They can do all sorts of awful things. So by all means, join us!
by fangirlsforever April 14, 2017