Aunt Mary 

A derogatory term for an openly homosexual man or woman who is either against equal treatment under the law for the gays, lesbians, bisexuals, or transpeople, or believes that they are inferior to heterosexuals.

The term derives from "Uncle Tom", which has a similar description for African Americans.

Wow, what an Aunt Mary!

Aunt Mary by CookieCakes August 8, 2010

Sneaky Aunt Martha 

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

Sneaky Aunt Martha by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018

Aunt Mary's Goat 

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

Aunt Mary's Goat by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

Aunt Marrhea 

The eviler sister of 'Aunt Flow'. She who brings diarrhea with your lady cycle.

Dude, not only did Aunt Flow stop by this morning, but she brought her sister, Aunt MaRrhea!

Aunt Marrhea by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck November 1, 2008

aunt martha kiss 

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

aunt martha kiss by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

Aunt Mabel 

When you want to interact with someone in a nice friendly way, but they try to get more out of the exchange than you want to give.
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.

She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!

You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.

Aunt Mabel by UNCL Joe November 30, 2018

Aunt Martha 

A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.

My Aunt Martha just sent me a birthday card with a shiny new quarter inside of it.

Aunt Martha by auntmarthafromtampa February 5, 2010