A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.
My Aunt Martha just sent me a birthday card with a shiny new quarter inside of it.
by auntmarthafromtampa February 04, 2010