aubesian 

"There is a device <centaurs> use <to wipe themselves in the bathroom>, it's called an aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth." --Saturday Night Live, "Centaur Job Interview," 5/19/01

Cheiron, do you want to go with me to Aubesians & Such? There's one on 57th Street.

aubesian by DavidK93 May 8, 2004

Augbesian 

A telescoping stainless steel rod with a clamp and a system of pulleys used to wipe a centaurs ass.

"My augbesian needs to be cleaned, my centaur friend had rhea."

Augbesian by DanielUNCW April 27, 2006