attendee 

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

attendee by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

Naughty Bathroom Attendent by synasthetic December 25, 2010

false attender 

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

false attender by notso_r February 3, 2013

Attendeficitis 

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

Attendeficitis by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011

click attender 

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.

"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"

click attender by ChippieBW November 28, 2016

Daycare attendent 

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

Daycare attendent by anonymous March 28, 2024

Super attendee

Similar to a super commuter but you attend several social events ( not including work, school, dating, weddings, funerals, medical appointments) in the same week

If you attend several business lunches in a single week, that is not being called a super attendee. Several poetry/music nights or bingo nights in a week yes.

Super attendee by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2026