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atrocicon 

An atrocious emoticon; an emoticon that is atrocious.

Encompassing the standard ":-)" and ";)" but also including more graphic and detailed "emoji" style emoticons, specifically overly joyful smiling faces and radiant beaming love hearts.

However, the term is somewhat redundant because all emoticons, by definition, are atrocious.
:) ;-) :-0 :(

"I liked you until you sent me an atrocicon instead of mustering your infinite mental resources to put your emotions into words"
atrocicon by Emoticons are atrocious September 3, 2012
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arcticonda 

An anaconda that has adapted and lives in the Arctic. It's skin is made of pure impenetrable diamonds. It is bluish-white and has ice sicles for fangs. If you manage to slay an arcticonda, it turns into a pile of coal, which then combusts, turning back into a pure diamond arcticonda. An arcticonda can shapeshift in order to adapt and conquer. It can eat anything from polar bears to Chuck Norris.
Person 1: An anaconda couldn't kill a polar bear!
Person 2: Of course it could!
Person 1: Anacondas don't live in the Arctic!
Person 2: They're called arcticondas!
Person 1: Oohhhh.
arcticonda by bawlsawesome September 14, 2007

Atrosioned 

an act of atrocity has been committed against you, you use it situations like not being let into the pub at 3am, having a really bad hangover or someone really getting on your nerves.
"last orders! Nooo I'm being atrosioned"
Atrosioned by pepc December 1, 2009

Abrotion 

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.
Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
Abrotion by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007

Aerobicon 

Dance featured in the Deceptacon video by Le Tigre.
The Aerobicon is the best dance ever.

Abrotion 

Leaving your friend behind or ditching them shortly after arriving to a party.
Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.
Abrotion by Ragdoll Farcists June 6, 2019

abrotion 

stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing
Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.
abrotion by raz2334 May 9, 2012