Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

athletes pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

athletes pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Athletes Foot 

A contagious disease, caused by a fungus that thrives on moist surfaces that forms on your feet mostly by sweat.

I worked hard yesterday at the gym and I was sweating like a beast. I started scratching my feet and i suddenly got athletes foot.

Athletes Foot by Ca.Ri November 12, 2009

Athletes foot 

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS

What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower

Athletes foot by Depression'll_Kill_You January 24, 2018

Athelete 

A primordial urban legend on Discord. Athelete is responsible for vile racist slander and menacing other users. Legend has it that he is one of the oldest accounts on Discord, perhaps one of the first 10 accounts ever created on the site.

He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.

Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.

Athelete destroyed an entire server overnight.

They say if you listen closely on a voice chat, you can still hear Athelete, screaming into the distance.

Athelete by Vaa7 July 13, 2021

A level Athletes 

The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.

"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"

A level Athletes by pizza delivery January 6, 2019