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When doing a task at a certain pace.
Let's go to the party, at pace. let's take shots, at pace. I failed my driving test, at pace.
at pace by hillbillhill May 1, 2011

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces 

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

running away at olympic pace 

when you see something so messed up you wanna run out of there quickly - so fast your as fast as an olympian
you see- your mum kissing your dad

YOU- "running away at olympic pace"

at any pace 

See at any rate
at any pace, you're still an idiot
at any pace by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

Driving at Turtleneck Pace 

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

At a Medium Pace 

A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.

Lyrics:

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you
Now spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
At a Medium Pace by ShakeSicle March 7, 2009