asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Asswhoopery 

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010

Asshopper 

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

Asshopper by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshopper 

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.

That dirty slut is an asshopper!

asshopper by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

Asswhomper 

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

Asswhomper by FvKdUp March 22, 2004

Asshopper 

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex

Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!

Asshopper by Asshopper September 6, 2004

Asshopper 

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.

"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.

Asshopper by oaekl September 9, 2021