1 definition by Asshopper

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1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex
Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!
by Asshopper September 06, 2004

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