Asswhomper Share definition Flag One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound. Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper. That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping Asswhomper by FvKdUp March 22, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Asswhomper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch