mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

by firex September 15, 2003

Coin is assured

In yester-year, when an honorary member of the Bro's of the Round Table became acquainted with a lady, and courted her in the finest eatery's of their time, if getting some booty was on the cards that night, coin would be assured.

Bro: I'm taking Wonda out tonight...
Bro's of the Round Table: Where you takin' this girl?
Bro: Taco Bell
Bro's of the Round Table: Taco Bell? Coin is assured.

by Brospect December 4, 2011

breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

mutually assured

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

by JlO September 5, 2003

mutually assured

when ur "mutually assured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him

the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually assured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight

by eric fool September 16, 2003

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!

by m-fun February 11, 2019

Repetitive Assurance

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.

Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"

by theBigKat February 17, 2010