Assume

To think someone said something and then act on that information.

"Josh! I thought you said you were done." "Then you assumed wrong, Cayce!"

by Curobos March 8, 2013

Assuming

Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.

Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Assuming

Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .

Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"

by Ze_IvanIvanov March 7, 2020

assumation

A large gathering of clowns.

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

by Jesse The Man Blackheart January 16, 2010

assumed

Shit you think and answer it but don't know the fucking answer

I assumed this fuck was really true

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 23, 2015