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asstruck shitfuck 

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.
Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
asstruck shitfuck by Veer January 1, 2005
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Thomas Asstruck 

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.
Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!
Thomas Asstruck by kueko July 21, 2021

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

asstracks 

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.
I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.
asstracks by frankieman June 23, 2005

amstrucktastic 

an upbeat person.

anything they do, always turns out to be cool, amazing
out of this world
one of a kind
Isn't Monique amstrucktatstic
that bitch does not have an ounce of amstrucktastic in her.
amstrucktastic by monii3 January 9, 2011

yee yee ass truck 

A jacked up truck that is loud. Commonly seen double parking. Most of the time they are stupid looking .
That yee yee ass truck is taking up all the parking!
yee yee ass truck by jbwm August 23, 2017
Refers to jerks in trucks that think they own the road and drive like morons. Could be any vehicle from a pick-up to a semi.
"That guy just cut me off! Ass truck!"
Ass Truck by sunsetfunset December 6, 2007