by Incudal October 14, 2005
I think maybe these paintings are supposed to be like, abstract art-like or something.
No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!
oh. it look very asstractive.
No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!
oh. it look very asstractive.
by inyourface-interface April 9, 2009
the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
by theinstigator December 14, 2013
A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.
E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!
K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive
E: Bummer!
K: She sure is...
K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive
E: Bummer!
K: She sure is...
by Ev. I September 25, 2008
A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
by Jon Mathews November 20, 2007
by Playtz July 23, 2011