assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmongler 

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

asstangent

A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.

*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.

(true story =P)

asstangent by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003