Assflames 

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011

assflag 

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

assflag by Dan September 23, 2003

assflake 

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

assflake by Kate March 31, 2005

Assoface 

someone who is always talking shit, someone whos breath smells really bad, someone who is always saying something, someone who talks shit but cant back it up

look at this assoface over never shuts the fuck up..
keep talking smack and get punched right in your assoface

Assoface by Estevanski Hermandez July 7, 2011

Assflames 

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

Assflames by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assflake 

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

assflake by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011