Urban Dictionary: assmobile

1.	Assmobile
	An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations. A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road. A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety. Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think. Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree? Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement! buy assmobile mugs & shirts car speeding street racing custom car pimped out car by XpideR G Aug 5, 2009 add a video