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3 definitions by Shambler

 
1.
A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
by Shambler August 26, 2004
 
2.
"laughing out loud" so hard steam comes off the top of your head
OMG that was so funny, i steam lollered!
by Shambler August 26, 2004
 
3.
The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!
Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y
by Shambler September 02, 2004