assial

assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers

Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.

by the caveman from south america February 24, 2005

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020