23 definitions by H4XOR13

Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Being in an incestuous relationship and being very obvious about it.

This guy was talking about how well he can pound his sister, that's bare incest.

by H4XOR13 October 21, 2022

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022