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1. asshold
When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.
"Man, it's a good thing I found a bathroom because this asshold wasn't going to last."
by Paco Gonzales Oct 20, 2004 add a video
2. asshold
(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight ass
(n): the grip that is held on a tight ass
Nobody wants to asshold a flabby ass.

I had a really good asshold but then she smacked my hand away!
3. asshold
ass-hold

A chair or seat.
I hate this asshold
4. asshold
A particular breed of asshole in which non-communication is its primary means of humiliation in females. They are known for being extremely good liars and holding up facades for months to even years; however they back out when they are scared with no care for the repercussions to the female...
That guy who told me he wanted me to move in him hasn't talked to me in 2 weeks... What an asshold!!
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