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a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.
My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?
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An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see
'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

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A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.
When she wears her bikini, you can see her ass hat.
by Mad Ass Hatter April 01, 2004
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'you are such an asshat'
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One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.
Ron: Im the best at everything.

Me: You're a fucking asshat.
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an asshole, general purpose insult.
that guy is a useless fucking ass hat
by jjjjjjjjjjjjm August 11, 2006
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a word of recent origin, usually used to refer to a man of poor moral fiber.
John Langdoc is an ass hat.
by Bob Sacamado November 04, 2004
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