assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

assbabble 

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

assbabble by silencer999 May 9, 2006

Assgobbler 

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assrambler 

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

assrambler by redslime August 15, 2006

ass garble

the sexual act of speaking to your partner while in the act of analingus(licking ass)

I love a goodass garble in the morning.

ass garble by crabbie420 February 9, 2009

assgarb 

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

assgarb by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

Assable 

A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.

I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.

Assable by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008