Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

Assgobblin 

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

Assgobblin by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004

asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011

assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

assgasm

An orgasm brought about by anal sex.

Tom: Did you like how I f*cked you in the ass?
Cindy: Yeah, you totally made me assgasm.

assgasm by BritishBanter July 5, 2016

assgay 

The best Super Smash Bros player in Europe, Known for using his signature strategy of pulling an "assgay" which entails running around the map not engaging in a fight and just picking up items.

God dammit stop being such an assgay this is why no one likes you

assgay by Asgoo March 7, 2017