23 definitions by Jane Doe

an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
look at jaba the slut over there eating a hoagie while pole dancing.
by Jane Doe October 19, 2004
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a little rat-like, talentless, bipolar, Canadian girl who was told by lousy, money hungry music producers to simply be the image of the anti-britney and to therefore convert pop star fans into her genre and making "punk" fashionable and mainstream. ultimately, the female version of blink 182, which is pop-punk and is a disgrace to even be called music.


how an "Avril" can be distinguished: can not sing at all, rags on other teen girls, does not wash face, pretends she's rebellious, pretends she skateboards, wears neck ties and wifebeaters, pretends she gets a long better with guys better than girls, wears baggy pants and boxer underwear, goes psycho crazy on stage and needs to be sedated, pretends she knows what punk music really is.
i never knew a canadian can be so influential to this many impressionable americans...these are dark times in america.
by Jane Doe June 4, 2004
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indirectly telling on someone
Standing within earshot of someone, saying loudly what you want that person to "overhear":

Within earshot of the boss, you say loudly, "Yuo know Ike is just blowing off the day. He came in late and has been sitting on his ass!"
by Jane Doe May 6, 2005
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n. A person (male or female) you're seeing/dating and have an affectionate relationship with. Not a one nighter or fuck buddy. Someone you don't mind hugging or kissing in public. Sometimes (in DC) used inter-changeably with "boo".
v. To meet up with the aforementioned person and do warm fuzzy couple things, such as watch a movie and/or cuddle. To bun.
N. Homie#1 - Yo, dawg, who was that girl I saw u with at the movies?
Homie#2 - Pssshh. You don't know? That was my bun.

V. Homie#1 - Ay, dawg, you hanging out tonight?
Homie#2 - Nah. I'm bunnin' with my girl tonight.
by Jane Doe January 6, 2005
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A person with the fear of succeeding or accomplishment, normally not clinically diagnosed with the disease because of the thought of understanding what is wrong with them. There is no current treatment for the disease.
A disorder of the mind, head and brain, caused by an imbalance between the molecular molecules in the skull.
by Jane Doe March 16, 2004
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A tangy sauce ejected from the asshole of a man with herpes.
Madroxide Child eats meekrab daily.
by Jane Doe August 9, 2004
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