an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.
by Me December 9, 2004
An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.
Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.
by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003
The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.
My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!
by Deevid December 18, 2009