1 definition by assblaster2000

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An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.
Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.
by assblaster2000 March 09, 2003

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