I can't wait to commit more exclusive assault making Kaelen Cody William Granger shoot himself in the heart is erotic
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 3, 2018
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A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2019
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An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering
by Brody 7.62 August 8, 2023
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When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 16, 2014
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Detroit DJ. Born and raised in Detroit. Born on Jefferson Ave.
Dj Assault would say "we're living the good life"
by tyronecoachella January 23, 2023
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