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A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"
Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.
by fatsouliman November 23, 2014
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When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 16, 2014
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