ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

ass tease by Travis October 27, 2004

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ass tease

Equivalent resentment a homosexual feels just as a straight man feels when turned down from a prospective sexual encounter.

James: Hey John darling...what happened with that cute dude I introduced you to at the party?

John: Forget him! He was an absolute waste of time!

James: Sorry darling...didnt know he was an ass tease

ass tease by Autch-money April 16, 2010

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ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

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ass over teakettle

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels

"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

ass over teakettle by elegantly_wasted July 30, 2008

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asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

asstease by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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