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ASS Stamp 

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.
Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...
ASS Stamp by Captain Fox November 1, 2009

Ass Stamp 

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.
"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
Ass Stamp by Undun July 13, 2020

Ass Stamp 

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes
Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.
Ass Stamp by savuren January 20, 2021

ass stamp receipt 

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .
Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol
ass stamp receipt by Mdussa January 3, 2024

food stamp ass 

Synonm for ghetto booty
Damn girl you got a food stamp ass!
food stamp ass by kneeson350z December 28, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026