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Ass worship 

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
Ass worship by Facechair April 23, 2009

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

ass worshipping cock master 

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult
He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026