ass tulip

noun - a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. This condition is marked by the extrusion of one's rectal walls through the anus.

If you let that dolphin do you in the butt, you may well develop an ass tulip.

ass tulip by strindberg March 18, 2003

Ass Tulip

To get fucked very hard till your anus pops out of your ass!

Jesus, look at the ass tulip I gave you!

Ass Tulip by Slush February 15, 2006

Ass Tulip

A person who, while not ugly on the outside, removes any of his or her likability by being an absolute asshole

Wow, Victoria used to be pretty cool, but now she's turned into an absolute Ass Tulip!

Ass Tulip by Kaurelius April 2, 2020

ass tulips 

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.

"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."

ass tulips by copernicus p. alfonz July 22, 2003

Asstulip 

After hard anal action abit of the rectum popps out

Janitor fucked the shit out of Alex rectum, oh shit when he took out his penis you could really see the asstulip blooming out from Alex anal.

Asstulip by Jannetor March 27, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019