Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass
-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 5, 2009
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A person or thing that is extremely slow. Derived from the word pokey meaing slow.

That person was a complete poke ass responding to my question.

I dont want to ride on the fast track only on the poke ass track.
by JasonU38 May 18, 2006
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