(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
by G-maximus October 3, 2003
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One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...
Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.
by Money September 7, 2003
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One who spreads and/or promotes ass.
Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.
by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003
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A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.
I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
by Jacob Ritz October 4, 2005
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Someone who mongs for ass
Nickopo became an Ass monger on 90/1/03
by Ikarasu September 2, 2003
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