The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009
someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
by Yacoob October 27, 2008
Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
by weedless bitches January 28, 2009
by JulieBean April 19, 2006
French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.
by danno November 23, 2004
It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.
by leonardo December 3, 2004
"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"
by smolmua September 30, 2020