danno's definitions

cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

by danno November 22, 2004

liberal (n)

A person lacking in moral convictions, tending to react irrationally and often ignorantly with regard to any formal argument involving anything they dissagree with. Do not waste time trying to come up with rational explinations, as it is a waste of time and far less satisfactory than a firm backhand to the smacker.

"Pull your head out of your ass, you sound like a liberal"

by Danno March 28, 2005

queer fella

A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting

See also Alan Shearer and black and white chap

Thought it might be a queer fella so i kept the dog out

by danno May 28, 2004

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

Strange Brew (n)

Movie from 1983 about two canadian brothers that accidentaly gave away their Dads beer money. They attempt to land some free beer and end up with a job at the brewery and get tangled in the most rediculous plot to rule the world.

Joe: Hey mary I just saw "Strange Brew"

Mary: Do me NOW!!! ...eh?

by Danno March 28, 2005

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005