Definitions by danno

Jackie chan your nuts 

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

Jackie chan your nuts by Danno July 14, 2018

silver tuna 

An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category.

In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna.
Marv: Oh, it's very gee.
Harry: Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs...
Marv: Toys?
Harry: Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up.

silver tuna by Danno April 8, 2008

Drinking 

Fun shit! To consume alcohol.

Yo Haley wanna do some drinking tonite?

Drinking by Danno May 13, 2005

POV on the whole sitch 

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

POV on the whole sitch by Danno April 6, 2005

Slackers 

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

Slackers by Danno April 6, 2005

Ape Nuts 

What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts

Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?

Ape Nuts by Danno April 6, 2005

there's feces in my anus 

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

there's feces in my anus by Danno April 6, 2005