danno's definitions

pastrami flaps

Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno March 21, 2005

ass-fries

French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.

"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"

by danno November 22, 2004

queer fella

A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting

See also Alan Shearer and black and white chap

Thought it might be a queer fella so i kept the dog out

by danno May 28, 2004

Strange Brew (n)

Movie from 1983 about two canadian brothers that accidentaly gave away their Dads beer money. They attempt to land some free beer and end up with a job at the brewery and get tangled in the most rediculous plot to rule the world.

Joe: Hey mary I just saw "Strange Brew"

Mary: Do me NOW!!! ...eh?

by Danno March 28, 2005

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005