danno's definitions

cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

by danno November 22, 2004

Elija

Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...

Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*

by Danno March 28, 2005

Strange Brew (n)

Movie from 1983 about two canadian brothers that accidentaly gave away their Dads beer money. They attempt to land some free beer and end up with a job at the brewery and get tangled in the most rediculous plot to rule the world.

Joe: Hey mary I just saw "Strange Brew"

Mary: Do me NOW!!! ...eh?

by Danno March 28, 2005

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

pastrami flaps

Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno March 21, 2005