An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
by JayArr June 21, 2011
by Whale Tail November 4, 2007
i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
by Assburper August 27, 2021
After jizzing in your partner's ass, have them fart, and blow it all over your face, and finally make them lick it off.
Max: "oh hey you remember jenny?"
Tanner: "oh hell yeah man. what about her?"
Max: "oh last night, i was doing her in the ass, and made her have a wet ass-burp!"
Tanner: "she lick all that jizz off too!?"
Max: "i made the bitch!"
Tanner: "oh hell yeah man. what about her?"
Max: "oh last night, i was doing her in the ass, and made her have a wet ass-burp!"
Tanner: "she lick all that jizz off too!?"
Max: "i made the bitch!"
by Big Vlach, Mr. T, and Maxi-Pad December 22, 2007
When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.
Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.
Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.
You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.
by syntheno October 8, 2009
Did you just do an ass burp?
Yes 🤣
Yo, that shit stanks!!
Did something crawl in you and die
Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑
Yes 🤣
Yo, that shit stanks!!
Did something crawl in you and die
Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑
by Ass burp December 25, 2019