ass baton 

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

ass baton by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

ass bacon 

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006

Ass Bacon 

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Bacon Ass Ho 

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.

"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"

Bacon Ass Ho by Kristaline September 25, 2009

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese 

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

bacon-up that ass 

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

bacon-up that ass by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

bacon in your ass 

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

bacon in your ass by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019